Ok, this is for the benefit of you all. To prevent me from exploding at the next person who asks me to explain our status, here it is defined once and for all.

Sam and I agreed on this. We decided to commit but neither of us owns the other. We are not exclusively seeing each other and can explore other options should we wish to do so. In our case, it's not don't ask don't tell, it's full honesty and we respect each other's personal space. We just want to love without burden and be there for each other without obligation.

And of course, Joy today is goofball's voice, even though he's halfway round the world.