This conversation snippet is an absolute classic that will make me laugh for years to come
but it probably makes sense only to me and HZ:

HZ: But my place not safe at night. How you go home?
Me: Take cab lo.
HZ: Arh? Then how you walk in from main road?
Me: *laughing uproariously* err..take cab leh. Isn't the point of takin cab to reach my doorstep and save the walking?

HZ trying to save herself but digging herself deeper..

HZ: Maybe Jln Haji Alias is too narrow then the cab too big to squeeze through?
Me: *thinking: isn't the cab a creation to access small roads?*

Man, I love HZ, every moment w her is a classic.

More classics:
HZ: I'm searching for Evens road, how come mt everest pops up?

HZ: I found a map. I found a map. I found a map! Eh? Dunearn road got so long meh? K I've no idea how to use the map. I seriously think I should learn Geog.
Me: Dear, Geog doesn teach you maps and roads of singapore.
HZ: It does! It doesn't meh? Right???

HZ: Ok I entered the search. Here is the result: Blank box..
30secs later..wow I searched again and its still a blank box!
HZ:I typed in clementi west st 1. Pops up clementi west st 2 and jurong west st 41